Have to share this real quick......
Finished filling out graduation invitations. In one of them I put a special message to a friend......Here's what it said, more or less..........
"Thanks for being a good friend over the years, and letting me finger bang a girl on your couch that one night."
To who is getting this, you know who you are............
Now to to the story.
I found out where I'm being re-located to for the post-graduation job. A friend of mine used to live there, and she offered to show me around the sleepy little town.
Wow, what a jacked-up little town.
This place has, I kid you not, a combination drug/liquor/gun store!
At first, I was annoyed that the local Walgreens wasn't 24 hours, but this place evens things out! According to my friend, this place is a local hotspot (why am I not suprised)!
You can go in this place, fill your perscription of Percoset, pick up a case of cheap beer, and buy a friggin AK-47 and a machete!
Sometimes, you gotta love Missouri.